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  3. chelsea's balloon ran away
    it did it again
    she tried to blow up another one
    and another one
    it hit her
    she inhaled
    it blew away again

    the-land-of-doing-as-you-please:

    chelsea has issues with balloons 

    im gonna blow a gasket

    (Source: isthemaskmagic, via oljhsr)

     
  4. onna4:

    The best valentine card

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  6. pjsbooty:

    itsbetterthananal:

    katie99short:

    so chris looks SO beautiful in this and i think i’m dead

    Liam looks adorable!

    Bryarly looks beautiful,as she always does

    Ed looks really sophisticated and nicely dressed

    Alex looks like Alex 

    IM GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF

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    (Source: dont-be-an-anders0n, via thepoorgroomsbrideissoslutty)

     
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  8. lavicomtesse:

    My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

    (via stockholrnsyndrome)

     
  9. kailisperez:

     

    nothingishappyanymore:

     If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.

    • Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.

    • At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.

    • If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.

     • Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

    i’m always reblogging this.

    I’ve reblogged this a million times and will ALWAYS reblog it.  She is so beautiful…It’s a great message.

    (via vampirismisforposeurs)

     

  10. chemicalisinmyromance:

    ask-the-pawbeast:

    tresantes:

    clockworkvaudeville:

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    FINALLY SHOWED UP ON MY DASH OMG

    DEAR SWEET JESUS YES.

    OH MY GOD THIS IS GOLDEN.

    (via amostchemicalaffair)

     

  11. superwholockathogwarts:

    Chelsea you are a peasant faggot and I hate you

     
  12. Our emblem is the serpent, the wisest of creatures; our house colours are emerald green and silver, and our common room lies behind a concealed entrance down in the dungeons. We’re like our emblem, the snake: sleek, powerful, and frequently misunderstood.

    (via greglastrade)

     
  13. helledandelion:

    intellectual-wh0re:

    fucckensusana:

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    diamondstrom:

    we-live-for-broken-hearts:

    If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you. It won’t make your blog ugly, just reblog it.

    you should never listen to internet dickheads.

    thats all.

    why would anyone ever say this to someone so vulnerable? this is really fucked up. rest in peace.

    i cant understand how people can just write horrible things like that? ):

    Hope these assholes sleep bad at night..

    (Source: spitefvl, via caitlindxox)

     
  14. latinegrasexologist:

    tillyisacat:

    man there are a few things I reblog multiple times and this is one of them 

    when i was working in Harlem at a charter school as a health educator & found out the white english teachers were having the 100% Black & Latin@ youth write journal entries as if they were slaves. i told one of my students “this is going to be the shortest journal entry of your life. write ‘today i’m running away.’” 

    guess what charter school this is w/a poverty pimp as the CEO!

    (via christophermintfloss)

     
     
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